$1,000,000 no longer enough to purchase items in BNL’s ‘If I Had a Million Dollars

Published On April 15, 2016 | By Kendal Malewicz | Entertainment News

Remember the BARENAKED LADIES song “If I Had a Million Dollars”?  Well, one report says a million bucks can’t buy all the stuff from the song anymore.

Thanks to the skyrocketing cost of living in Canada, one of the nation’s most beloved songs is struggling to connect with a new generation of struggling adults.


For example:

Llama or an emu – $5,000

Assuming you decide on the more cost-effective emu, it’s about $3,500 for the bird. Of course, the mandatory emu farmer’s license will run you some extra coin.

Monkey – $3,000

You can buy a marmoset, the shittiest of the monkeys, for about $2,000. You’ll need several hundred dollars in add-ons, though: a cage, leash, various tiny hats etc. Anyone else skeptical that the monkey and emu will get along?


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